Dean Big Brother Almighty: HALF-PINT.
Half-Pint: Yes, Dean Big Brother Almighty!
Dean Big Brother Almighty: How tall are you?
Half-Pint: 5 feet! 5 inches!
Dean Big Brother Almighty: Yeah, you’re a 5-foot, 5-inch piece of SHIT.
Half-Pint: Yes, Dean Big Brother Almighty!
Dean Big Brother Almighty: I don’t even know why you pledged. This is NOT for you. Gamma Men are REAL men.
Half-Pint: I am a real man… A GAMMA MAN.
Dean Big Brother Almighty: Were you asked to speak? You’re not a Gamma Man YET. Brothers, I suspect this sawed-off human being hasn’t even had a GIRL yet.
Half-Pint: …that’s not true.
Dean Big Brother Almighty: Oh, isn’t that right? I bet you’re still a VIRGIN, aren’t you?
Half-Pint: No, Dean Big Brother Almighty!
Dean Big Brother Almighty: ARE YOU CALLING ME A LIAR?
Half-Pint: No, Dean Big Brother Almighty! I haven’t been a virgin since 9th Grade.
Dean Big Brother Almighty: BULLSHIT. YOU’RE GOTDAMN VIRGIN. You ain’t seen no PAAARTSSS of the pussy!
Half-Pint: …I’m not no virgin!
Dean Big Brother Almighty: Yeah, you’ll become a Gamma Man over my dead body. I don’t even know how you got this far! You’re weak, a pussy, and you’re going to DROP… just like your cousin.
Half-Pint: I’ll be a good Gamma Man, you’ll see… You’ll see!
Dean Big Brother Almighty: Look, don’t be eye-balling me. You’ll become a Gamma Man over my dead body. Now look, you better get a freak over her tonight. And no Gamma Rays neither. I don’t care if she’s blind, fat, no teeth, one leg and a kickstand… I AIN’T PLEDGING NO VIRGINS. You got it? So you get that freak over here tonight.

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